lickystickypickyme:

In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse.
And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One ofthe children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.
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Click the link and read the rest. It’s pretty shocking and most of the stories are horrid, but I can’t stop reading… >.<

lickystickypickyme:

In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse.

And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One ofthe children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.

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Click the link and read the rest. It’s pretty shocking and most of the stories are horrid, but I can’t stop reading… >.<

ohserena:

I had way too much fun reading this.

Reblogging to read later at home. /scandalous!

On June 16, 2009, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) warned consumers to stop using and discard three zinc-containing Zicam intranasal products. The products may cause a loss of sense of smell.

ravenskar:

I felt a little guilty for not having posted art for so long.  (Little ‘What I Wore’ doodles don’t count, hah.)  So here’s a little something. I should say little again.  Little.

soooooo cute!

ravenskar:

I felt a little guilty for not having posted art for so long.  (Little ‘What I Wore’ doodles don’t count, hah.)  So here’s a little something. I should say little again.  Little.

soooooo cute!

meltinyourmouth:

This made me GOL (giggle out loud)…

Most of this stuff we already know; but, for those new to the job hunt, I thought this was worth reading.

anygivenwebdork:

gwanwoo:

Disposable Paper Laptops

anygivenwebdork:

gwanwoo:

Disposable Paper Laptops

proofmathisbeautiful:

lyshy:

roberto:

alfff:

thedailywhat:

Wedding Invitation of the Day: When computer scientists get married, they naturally hire a designer to create an 8-bit wedding invitation inspired by old-school Atari games.
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This is wonderful.


I’m actually really surprised my sister didn’t use something like this when she got married.

proofmathisbeautiful:

lyshy:

roberto:

alfff:

thedailywhat:

Wedding Invitation of the Day: When computer scientists get married, they naturally hire a designer to create an 8-bit wedding invitation inspired by old-school Atari games.

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This is wonderful.

I’m actually really surprised my sister didn’t use something like this when she got married.

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shutlow:

indierawk:

Postal Service - Sleepin’ In.

“And we can swim any day in November…”

Don’t bother me, I plan on listening to Postal Service.

don’t wake me, i plan on sleeping in… yeah, i’m tired right now.

Thank you for posting this! When I heard the “Fireflies” song on the radio by Owl City, I could of sworn it was Postal Service singing. They sound exactly the same!

mastap2k:

lapisxlazuli:

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This speaks to me&#8230;.

mastap2k:

lapisxlazuli:

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This speaks to me….

robot-heart:

terryblakey:

It’s my birthday next week so I’m putting on a Tex-Mex themed BBQ but can any of my Tumblr buddies give me ideas for simple recipes other than chillie (I’m looking at you robotheart, as a Texan)?

I’m not sure how old this is, but one of my favorite recipes is vegetarian enchiladas:

You need:

  • 1 large can of tomatilla sauce
  • 1 20-pack of large tortillas
  • 1 pack of cream cheese
  • 1 can of Mexicorn (or some variation thereof)
  • 2 bell peppers
  • A couple of small green chilies
  • 1 onion
  • 2 cups of grated cheese (cheddar, pepperjack, monterrey jack…whatever you like.)
  • cumin
  • chili powder
  • salt
  • pepper
  • any other vegetables you want to add to the mix

You will:

  1. Finely chop bell peppers, chilies and onions and sautee (I prefer to do so in vegetable stock, but you can use chicken or beef stock as well, or vegetable oil)
  2. Once peppers, chilies and onions are soft, add corn.
  3. Then stir in the cream cheese a little at a time. Stir until it melts.
  4. Season to taste. (Note: I prefer a lot of cumin and chili powder. Add a little at a time and see what you like.)
  5. Turn the burner down to low and start working on the enchiladas.
  6. You will need a long, oven-safe dish that is deep enough to put two layers of enchiladas.
  7. Pour a small amount of the can of tomatilla sauce on the bottom of the pan.
  8. Fold 10 tortillas in half, then sit them fold-side down in the pan.
  9. Put 2 spoonfuls of your cream cheese/veggie concoction in each of the tortillas, folding the outsides inward to make a roll as you go.
  10. Pour a little more of the tomatilla sauce over them.
  11. Sprinkle about a cup of cheese.
  12. Then repeat steps 7-11 with the remaining tortillas, placing these on top of the other enchiladas.
  13. When done, cook at 375 for 45 minutes.

I prefer to serve with white rice, with lime squeezed over and sauteed vegetables mixed in. :)

I’ve had these enchiladas from Robot-Heart. They are delicious. I must convince the hubby to make me some this weekend. :)

On a side note, I just remembered the time you made meat loaf and it exploded. That was awesome. /giggle

meltinyourmouth:

Hilarious math teacher on Halloween!!

This is really cute.

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meltinyourmouth:

lickystickypickyme:

Thanks to meltinyourmouth, we now know how to count till 9.
from my first dictionary

You know, I was considering posting that one…”Puppy” is a good one, too…

Check the link for other &#8216;horribly&#8217; awesome renditions.

meltinyourmouth:

lickystickypickyme:

Thanks to meltinyourmouth, we now know how to count till 9.

from my first dictionary

You know, I was considering posting that one…”Puppy” is a good one, too…

Check the link for other ‘horribly’ awesome renditions.

hurricane-k:

robot-heart:

  • Social worker
  • Special events coordinator
  • Probation officer
  • News reporter
  • Music ministry director
  • Membership manager
  • Fundraiser
  • Commercial photographer
  • Assisted living director
  • Minister
  • Marriage/family therapist
  • Curator
  • Substance abuse counselor
  • Film/TV producer
  • High school teacher

Oh, good.

HAHA! Of this list, I’ve wanted to be (or actually still thinking about being):

  • Events Coordinator
  • Photographer
  • Therapist
  • Film/TV Producer (my actual major was Radio-TV-Film)
  • Teacher

I think I might be a masochist…. FML

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